It's not easy being in attack mode.

Sadly, I can't tell you how many emails I received the last two days when I didn't post anything new, and for that I do NOT apologize. You see, in a campaign like this where our internals have us down in the polls well beyond the margin of error, you only have two choices:

1) Concede the race and stop wasting money

or

2) Burn through every last red cent (and then some) by hiring idiot "consultants" who specialize in attacking the living daylights out of anyone ahead of you in the polls.

Naturally, I chose option #2. Because I'm a fighter. If I fight for you half as much as I have been fighting to stop my pathetic slide into third place, then you simply MUST vote for me.

So to answer the question on everyone's mind, YES. I have neglected this blog because I have been EXTREMELY busy working on a secret project called "McEwen Attack Strategy To Undercut Republican Bob At Tuesday's Election." For some reason, Shannon thinks we should change the name of the project, and she snickers at some inside joke every time I mention it, but I don't care. I like the name and so we're keeping it.

Just to show you that I'm not jerking around while I'm working on this project, I've whipped up a little something that I think you readers are going to like a lot. You see, I had this idea to make a FAKE blog and pretend that Bob McEwen wrote it himself. Except, Bob makes fun of himself and tells people to vote for me. It's SO funny. I already have the first page done. Check it out by clicking this link:

Bob's Brain Blog

On another note, did anyone catch that roly-poly doofus Minamyer's hilarious TV ad? Despite my recent poll standings, I busted out laughing so hard when I saw that ad that I actually peed my pants!

If you haven't seen it, let me describe it for you:

It looks eerily similar to those gruesome Iraqi terrorist hostage videos. Except I can't decide if Minamyer looks like a terrorist or a hostage. He's standing in front of a black curtain hanging in his garage, and it looks like he's reading from a cue card someone is holding up next to the cam-corder weilded by his cameraman/nephew.

When he speaks, you almost expect him to say:

"This is Eric Minamyer, and I have taken command of all radio and TV signals in your area. I will not relinquish control of your normal programming until you elect me as your King."

Eric, if you read this blog (and I know for a FACT that you do), please stop wasting your money on silly TV ads. It's really time to read the tea leaves and pick which side of this election your on. It's either me, or it's Bobby. Take your pick.

That's all folks, it's late and I have to get cracking on my "secret project."

But before I go, check out another McEwen Attack Ad we are mailing out in the next day or so...






Pat DeWine's New Attack Ad